newtboy said:

You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value.

Remember, if you go to a hotel, always bring your own towel. You never know where a hotel towel has been.

newtboy said:

It's my death, the end of the biochemical reaction that is "me".... It kinda has something to do with me. 😲

newtboy said:

you are just a part of the compost heap that is humanity, slowly decaying without a meaningful purpose....just like everyone else.

newtboy said:

What's an uter? I don't know if I should be offended.

bobknight33 said:

Biden brain is gone, was gone few years ago.

JiggaJonson said:

Trick question, the best party in America is America.

surfingyt said:

There are training masks already people use for that exact purpose. https://smile.amazon.com/s?k=training+mask

newtboy said:

I ended up at a paint factory....They said I didn't belong there.

newtboy said:

but I'm in California. I'll just wait for the ring of fire to do the job for me.